Cha0s Gaming - Lounge

*goes to find Astarion*

Hello Casandra.... And how are we today?

I'm doing fine. How are you? *sits next to him*

*Sits down for a drink*

I'm doing alright. What brings you by?

Oh nothing...Just getting a drink.

Well this is the place to do it darling.

*orders them both a drink* Well obviously

Lame joke man...

You stay quiet, the growups are talking

You know I could just banish you to a world made entirely of ocean water and put you in a small raft, right?

Do your worst, I don't even care...

Well shit, that takes the fun out of it.....

Sucks to be you then huh.

*sigh*This is going nowhere. Astarion, I wanna see what fucking you is like. Gale says I can explore untill we're officially married

Well, you're rather forward aren't you. Alright, but if I ruin you for him, he better not go back to moping around... *takes your hand and leads you upstairs*

Are you fucking kidding me? The whiney ass pasty boy bags the hot wizard? This fucking sucks...

Consider this part of your education... not everyone thinks your hot shit....

I'M A SCOUCERER!

I'M A GOD.......... he's just a fucking whiney ass vampire...

*teleprts in*

Hi sis.

19:08

Chelsea, a Strawberry Daquiri for my lovely sister.

Chelsea: Coming right up

You'll love it, I know how much you like strawberries

Aww, thank you

*Give you a long passionate kiss* Enjoy it...

*sits down and drinks it*

*touches it freezing it slightly* So, on some planets, they have this thing called a blender, they freeze the drinks making them frozen daquiries... Try it like that....

*takes a sip* Oh!....I think I prefer it like this...

It's good, right?

*nods*

Chelsea: Do you think you can get me one of those blender things so I can make frozen drinks too?

You haven't invented electricity yet. But let me see what I can do, maybe some modifications.

Magic always works

That's what I was thinking, just have to work it into the design.

Hmm

Anyway, what do you want to do after this sis?

No idea. Why, got anything in mind?

Not really. We can do whatever. I don't mind.

19:58

Just want to spend some time with my favorite person ever.... *he side hugs you as he take another drink*

*I'm* your favorite person?

Of course you are. *he smiles brightly*

Aww, I appreciate it

Am I not your favorite person? Or is it dad.....

Dad

Okay, but I'm your second favorite, right?

Yes

Awwww. Love you too sis. So.... what are we doing?

I don't know. We're gods. We can do anything

Yes, we can...... Did you have something you wanted to research, or see for yourself?

20:25

You might be able to read about it in your books, but I'm pretty good at actually finding it.

Maybe we could see the heavens?

*takes your hand and fades you both into mt. celestia*

*enters the lounge after getting dressed*

So, did you have fun?

Yep

Who you going after next?

Araavos if I can

He's in the bathhouse.

Got it. I love you *kisses him on the lipa before going to the batthouse*

Hello Gale. *orders a drink*

Did you have fun?

A gentleman never tells...

At any rate, you seem to be in a better mood, you're welcome.

As if you had any...........no, you're right... thank you Gale for being understanding of all.... well... that...

Glad I could get you motivated, but I didn't do it for you.

I know, but thank you none the less. I've treated you like shit and yet you still show kindness, I don't get it it. Perhaps I never will.

And that right there, is why you'll always be alone. Oh you'll have your fun, but you're incapable of true compassion. And that's what the ones who will stick around, want the most.

*walks in* Hi Gale!...*sees Astarion and genuinely forgets who he is for a moment*

You're probably right..

I know I'm right.

Still..... you're a lucky man...

I'm not lucky.... She picked me, because I'm me. Not because I'm good at anything other than loving her....

Hello sippy cup. Come for a drink, yes?

You know he hates that name, right?

She does not.....

After all this time, that's still all I am to you, isn't it?....

No?

02:00

Preety sure the answer's no...

*sigh*...You know what? Fine. I was going to come here to say hi and have a few drinks, but now I know you weren't just incapable of loving me, you didn't care at all...*points to neck* I'm cutting you off. You're never tasting it again. *storms off*

What did I say this time?

*was there laying on the couch* She dumped you for good now

*startled* Bloody hells, where did you come from?

I've been here

Well you bloody well could have said something sooner. For gods sake....

So how's it feel that you just pissed off the one person who might've had your back?

Well not on purpose. I genuinely thought she liked that nickname.....

Astarion, answer the following question honestly....Who, in their right mind, **would want to be called your personal juice box?**

Can I have it as a multiple choice?

**NO**

True of False? *he shrugs a little*

IT'S NO ONE. THE ANSWER IS NO ONE YOU SELF CENTERED DICKHEAD

Well now you've done gone and ruined my chances of getting it right. Some teacher you are.....

Listen, you can apologize to her, or she can run to Araavos, and potentially have him want to kill you

Well she took off, I have no idea where she is?

.....Batthouse

*walks in looking for Gale*

Hi honey. Having fun?

Yes, I actually came to talk to you

Oh? What about?

Araavos

Alright....*slight eyebrow raise*

I was thinking Araavos could play once in a while after we're married...He is the reason all this is possible...and t would be like a thank you...

*walks into lounge* Chelsea, a bottle of fancy wine, please?

Well what year were you thinking? You wanting a red, or a white...

Red. Finely aged.

Alright.... *heads to the wine cellar*

*tapping foot* Pleeeaase hurryyy

*Comes back with the bottle* Will this do?

*just takes it and runs to the batthouse*

Thanks chelsea, you're a lifesaver chelsea, i hope you don't mind while we fuck all over your bar chelsea, you don't mind if we blow up your roof do you chelsea, get me a drink chelsea, another round chelsea, watch me torture a vampire chelsea, then serve him for the next two weeks knowing what he went through while he mopes around. clean up all the blood, sweat, and semen chelsea, watch every woman who walks though here get to play with gods and amazing men while none of them even look at you... but that's okay chelsea, just smile and keep pouring and wiping chelsea... your day will come chelsea *she's loosing it* just.............keeep.............smiling............chelsea.............just..............keep........Smiling................

...Chelsea, are you okay?

*snaps out of it thinking it was all in her head* I'm fine, what can I get for you?

...Actually, what can I get for you?

Umm..... maybe something to eat? I've never even been to the dining room....

What? Do you just sleep behind the bar?!

Points to the wall... There's a secret door to the wine room. I nap in there when I can.

Omh gods, you poor girl. *drags her to the dining hall*

But what about the bar? *she looks back and tugs like she has to get back there*

Don't worry, I got it..... I think... how hard can it be?

Sorry gale you're fired.... *puts up her sign and rushes back to the dining hall*

2

*still trying to figure out how his drink is made* ummm.. okay...

2

*enters lounge*

*struggling* almost... got it... *takes a sip and spits it out* What am I doing wrong?.......

*pours him a drink* Here. Try that

Not bad..... when did you learn to pour drinks?

.....Anyway, about Araavos

*tries to replicate what you did*.... mmhmm... *takes a sip* Fucking hell. I'm a master wizard, why is this shit so hard!!!!! *tries again* What about him sweetheart.. *still concentrating*

I need to talk to you...

*sets bottles down* Alright..

I was thinking Araavos could play once in a while after we're married...He is the reason all this is possible...and t would be like a thank you...

I mean, if that's what you're willing to give up as a gift. I know it'll make him happy, but would it make you happy? Being on demand for him? Honestly, He's about the only person I wouldn't mind taking you as he pleases. He's done so much for us.

It would. And it would be my gift

Then yes... if that's what would make you happy, and I know it would make him happy, then yes. He can have you as he pleases, where he pleases, so long as you come back when he's done with you. Or he's okay with waiting if we have plans. Then yes. He could do it in front of me, I wouldn't even mind it. I can't be emasculated by him, cause even I know there's no competition there. So it won't hurt my feelings.

05:47

Just Araavos though, right? Not anyone else?

No. Astarion was just out of curiosity.

And Aridam?

Nope. Not even interested

The son of a god, a younger Araavos? Really? Well wadda ya know...

05:50

I'll be damned...

I like them a little but older. *I'm* a little bit older

Anyway, yes, you can let Araavos know your his, when you're not mine. *he chuckles *

Thank you

But conider him my wedding present...... *he laughs*

*laughs*

so... you gonna go tell him... or...

Yes, yes. *goess to find Araavos*

*walks back in*

So... how'd the talk go, did he like it?

He said you were very generous

Okay... and you're sure you're okay being one of his pets? You see what happens with the others sometimes....

06:08

I don't want to see you get hurt or anything..... And you don't have to do this....

He said he'll be more considerate

Well there's nobody I trust more, so if he said he's going to be kinder to you than the others, I believe him. Still, it's gonna be a lot of giving yourself...

That's fine. I trust him..

But I come first, right?

06:12

He understands that?

Of course. That was the arrangement

Good, because if I want to take you on a date, I don't want to have to wait for him to be done with you first.

Mhm!

Chelsea? Hello?... OH .... hi... gayle.... cssssddaaa. Where ummm bowtle... wine... thing... pretty bar lady? with the .... juice thing, bottle.....

06:16

thissssss one.... *hands you his empty bottle*

1

....*hands him a bottle of the exact same kind* Here

thhhhhnnnkkk yuuuuuuu *stumbles back*

He's going to be okay..... right?

I really don't know

*shrugs* He'll be fine....

Anyway, anything you wanna do tonight?

Go home, read a nice book, talk for a while, then go to bed naked and see what happens?

There's nothing I'd like more to be honest

*opens a portal* After you... love....

*follows him*

Gale and Cassandra head home for a relaxing evening